fridays are fucking fabulous

28 Aug

i have spent this entire week on the couch.  i literally come home from work and turn on the t.v.  i haven’t had t.v. in so long that i feel like some shell shocked foreigner who has never seen tivo. and let me just say a word about tivo: brilliant. if someone said to me, marry me i’ll get tivo for you then my immediate response would be, hell yes!  i pretty much had planned on spending the weekend prone, head cocked to the left, arm extended with remote in hand, on couch. but then i found out it’s supposed to be a hundred gazillion degrees and the whole city is on fire, so it’s hard to breath.  this is a problem because house sitting  job does not include air conditioning.

and now a word about air conditioning: i grew up in the sweltering desert/sprawling concrete suburban nightmare that is phoenix, az. since i spent my formative years in a constant heat stroke i now have very low tolerance for being hot.  i hate it. it’s gross and uncomfortable and a certain kind of rage burns inside of me and bubbles up at which point i turn into a crazy bitch. so here’s my brilliant idea- movie theater.  yes, yes i have to be with the public, which will inevitably drive me crazy, but it’s air conditioned and still completely brainless.

i like to see movies alone too.  i’m gonna see ponyo and one my very most favorite lesbians is in it- the lovely miss lily tomlin

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