lesbian crossroads

12 Feb

remember alice’s little lesbian map? (well it wasn’t so little)

Anyhow i was reminded of the map/chart/whatever recently when i went to a superbowl party and found out an aquaintance whom i’ve known for years is, what do you know? a bisexual. and is, in fact “seeing” (quotes mean i’m using that word loosely) a woman who’s girlfriend i recently chatted up at the bar.  are you following this? cause i barely am.

then the other night i was out with another girl i’m “seeing.” we were parting ways outside of a restaurant when another woman i had been “seeing” walked by. we made eye contact and i received a bit of a death glare. it was totes awkward, but because i’m clearly a pro i played it off nicely.

i realize i’m making myself sound like shane right now, which by the way is so sadly not the case- i’m more like jenny’s creepy assistant who is pretending to be someone she’s not.

but now i’m totally missing the l word, so i have to go to netflix now.

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One Response to “lesbian crossroads”

  1. bukowskigrl February 16, 2011 at 10:57 pm #

    I am totally out of the loop! he is mad doggin’ girl?

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