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armed like a naked savage

21 Mar

god i love this woman, but mostly it’s because i admire that she is never afraid to get frosting, sprinkles or whip cream in her hair.  thank you amy. thank you.

amy_sedaris_nude_prosthetic_arm1 favorite all time quote from strangers with candy: she’s walking down the hall as a 40 something skeezy ex con heading back to high school.  A couple of science loners have sort of befriended her.  In the sweetest nerdiest of ways her friend asks her if she’s thinking about joining the science fair and her reply? “Nah, I’m thinkin’ about pussy. Science fair’s for queers.”  always shocking, always unpredictable, usually offensive and surprisely hilarious.